No longer do you have to play with the plebeians found on the “other” servers. Ours is fully equipped with the latest in anti-dipshit technology. Not only do we thwart griefing with ease, but also empoly a vetting process to weed out the un-gentlemanly persons that live among us. We are confident that you will find a welcome home on our server.
Excited? We sure are. Our community is full of colourful, witty, lucious, and sexually repressed members from all corners of the globe. Become one today!
Want a little peep show?
Below is a random rotation of videos from our server created by anyone who’s anybody!
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1 => array('id' => 'xCxty7pwfvU', 'title' => 'Gaming Heavens Minecraft Server Tour REDUX (a.k.a. cool montage)'),
2 => array('id' => '5IN6oO-Djh8', 'title' => 'Crazy Builds of Minecraft with Gc20amber'),
3 => array('id' => '3jywFsi_Sc0', 'title' => 'Gaming Heavens Minecraft Server Tour (a.k.a. cool montage)'),
4 => array('id' => 'KgyeHxVFe3M', 'title' => 'Another Minecraft Roller Coaster!'),
5 => array('id' => '8YC_iUdgJeA', 'title' => 'Gaming Heavens Minecraft Server Antics - Ep. 1'),
6 => array('id' => 'GoMg-BMCP7c', 'title' => 'MineCraft - (The Runescape Project) Lumbridge w/Commentary by GoingCrazy201'),
7 => array('id' => 'KL1eOjgNSII', 'title' => 'Minecraft Timelapse - Bowser'),
8 => array('id' => 'PXQL54-CdbM', 'title' => 'Minecraft Sever Tour Part 3'),
9 => array('id' => 'zyfwffdJjOc', 'title' => 'Minecraft: Craft Creations Week 8 with evan1994 (MC Gameplay/Commentary)'),
10 => array('id' => 'iSvF6cmoRcg', 'title' => 'Take a Chance')
$rand_keys = array_rand($videos, 4);
Our basic rules
- Only assholes grief. And we love to ban assholes.
- Be kind to each other. If you want to call someone's mom fat, go play Call of Duty.
- Do not ask to be promoted/opped. A mod or admin will once they feel you are ready.
- Tasteful swearing only. If it helps prove your point, then it's okay — just don't be excessive.
- Be mindful. Don't build your giant, golden penis right next to someone else's house — move it a few dozen blocks away so it doesn't spoil their view.
- Mods will not spawn you items. You will only be able to get items from spawn signs, creative mode inventories, or actually working for it — not from mods.
Rule violations will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis. We trust our moderator's judgement to make the right calls. They're always rational so just use your common sense!
Behold your creations and stalk other people — all from the comfort of your browser.
Protip: Expand the world list with the little arrow on the right!
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Essential command list
This table contains all commands. Just select which rank you are and see what you are allowed to do!
|Guest||/who||Lists who's online|
|Guest||/motd||Shows MOTD||Not really updated daily|
|Guest||/rules||Shows server rules|
|Guest||/spawn||Teleports you to the world's spawn|
|Guest||/call [player]||Request to be teleported|
|Guest||/whereami||Co-ordinates / compass reading|
|Guest||/mvl||List worlds on the server|
|Guest||/mvw||List who's in which world|
|Guest||/mvtp [world]||Teleport to a different world|
|Guest||/warp [warp]||Go through a warp||It's like teleportation|
|Member||/msg [player] [message]||PM someone else|
|Member||/sethome||Sets home for current world|
|Member||/home||Teleport to your home|
|Member||/lwc||Secure chests and other things|
|Member||/vote [yes/no]||Vote on a kick/ban poll||Initiated by a mod or admin|
|Member||/chunkinfo||Details about the chunk you're in|
|Donator||/kit [name]||Recieve item kits|
|Donator||/setwarp [name]||Create public warp||Do not abuse|
|Donator||/barrage||Barrage yourself with arrows|
|Mod||/time [time] <world>||Change the time|
|Mod||/spawnmob [mob]||Unleash mayhem and destruction||NO GHASTS|
|Mod||/warps del [name]||Delete a warp|
|Mod||/say [message]||Broadcast a message|
|Mod||/slap [player]||Slap another player|
|Mod||/rocket [player]||Rocket another player|
|Mod||/barrage [player]||Barrage another player|
|Mod||/whois [player]||Information about another player|
|Mod||/mute [player]||Gag another player||/unmute to disable|
|Mod||/kick [player] <reason>||Kick another player|
|Mod||/ban [player] <g> <reason>||Ban another player||The g flag means global|
|Mod||/weather [condition] <world>||Change the weather|
|Mod||/give [player] [item] <#>||Give someone else items|
|Mod||/i [item] <#>||Give yourself items|
|Mod||//wand||Wand tool||Read the WorldEdit docs|
|Mod||/tool [tool]||Make your current item useful|
|Mod||/brush [brush]||Make your pickaxe useful|
|Mod||/fill [block]||Fill a hole|
|Mod||/fixlava <radius>||Fix uneven lava flows|
|Mod||/fixwater <radius>||Fix uneven water flows|
|Mod||/snow <radius>||Make it snow||Also causes ice|
|Mod||/thaw <radius>||Make it thaw|
|Mod||/ex||Stop a fire|
|Mod||/butcher <radius>||Kills all mobs within the radius|
|Mod||/drain <radius>||Drain a fluid||Use sparingly|
|Mod||/god||Become invincible||/ungod to disable|
|Mod||/hawk here||Find out who changed an area|
|Mod||/hawk tool||Find out who changed a specific block|
|Mod||/hawk rollback p:[player]||Rollback a griefer's work easily||Read the docs!|
|Mod||/pex [promote/demote] [player]||Promote/demote a member|
|Admin||*||You're just awesome|
Frequently asked questions
Q: Why can I only build on "newbies" and "flatlands"?
Q: What can I do to fast-track my promotion?
A: Come chat with us on our Ventrilo server and get to know everyone!
Q: What is a "regular"?
A: Simply a person who regularly comes to the server. It shows dedication, and has a prerequisite of being a member.
Q: Where is the server hosted?
A: Northern Utah, United States by one of our admins, Martyj.
Q: Can I appeal a ban?
Q: I died on the hardcore world twice. How can I get back?
A: Sorry, you'll have to wait a week for the world ban to reset. Until then, enjoy your time on one of our other worlds!
Q: What is allowed on hardcore?
A: PvP, pillaging, and griefing are all fair game on this world. Make sure you're far from spawn!